What is it with old men convening at coffee shops just waiting to weasel their way into your conversation? I'm being so real here. It's already happened twice this week. I understand that I have a friendly countenance, but I work hard at shutting it off in certain situations.
Story 1:
Joy and I wanted to have a nice chat at Starbuck's Tuesday afternoon. We ordered our drinks, a signature hot chocolate for me, and sat down in one of those over-sized velvet covered chairs. I was tired, in yoga pants and pontytailed. Not looking hot, and not wanting to talk to strangers.
Joy and I chatted for a while, and the older man a seat away butts into our conversation. I'm not talking about a "hi how are you" kind of thing. I mean a full-fledged diatribe about how wealthy he is, what are the best private schools in the city, how much education all of his kids have, and how nice his life is financially. Nuts. And my personal favorite part was when he told us that engineering is the only way to make money and you have to be in the sciences. Rude. We didn't even know what to say, but gladly left before he ran his mouth much more.
Story 2:
Joy and I planned on having a resume editing coffee date at Dunn Bros. I went in, found seats, and sat down. Then trouble maker sat down nearby. He walked in wearing a pair of "dina blow your horn" striped train conductor overalls and a long white beard. Kind of like Santa meets the FLDS.
Joy came, we sat, and started chatting. I could tell he was eavesdropping, and staring. People are really struggling these days with basic manners!
A while later, an older woman came in, and hugged the man. Then they started making out. Ew. Ow. Ew. As she walked out, and I cannot make this up, she starts singing at the highest decibel
"God bless you! God bless you!"
Almost peed my true religions. Almost.
But wait- it gets better dear readers, much better.
A few minutes later the old man turns to Joy (who has the prettiest red hair). "Can I pay you a compliment?" LOL. "You have the most interesting shade of hair. It's not copper, it's not gold, it's not red, it's not even strawberry blond. There's a girl who comes in here a lot with hair like that..."
Wow! People are special.










