You are all going to die. Brace yourselves. Did you go potty yet? Are your kids/lovers/parents/pets distracting you? Get them out of your hair.
I had a lovely goodbye-sleepover with my sorority lovers Kate & Karen. It was such a perfect night. After a marathon run of Titanic (are you rolling your eyes yet?) they shuffled upstairs to wash faces... I stayed downstairs to set up beds.
It was 1am.
My phone rang.
I ran from the bedroom to the where it was sitting on my mother's vintage ottoman.
It was a 503 area code number. That could mean probably 1 of 2 things. I was not thinking.
So. I picked it up.
And... guess who was on the other line?
Yes. You guessed it. The-banished-from-blurb-book ex-boyfriend Matt.
Me: Hello
Matt: Katie?!?
Me thinking: crap. @#&!
Me: Yep. It's me.
Matt: It's been such a long time since we talked.
Me thinking: and I was hoping we could keep it that way, buddy.
It was the usual small talk, and I kept trying to get down to what the purpose of his phone call was. For St. Valentine's sake, I had sorority sisters over. I did not have time to chit-chat with sub-par ex boyfriends.
He had called just to call. So bizarre. He is a mystery, that kid. A mystery. He was in awe of my internship (you know I had to brag).
See how fabulous, fun, and fancy-free my life is without you?!?
Then. He had the nerve.
Matt: So are there any men in your life?
The nerve.