"I'm a two stop light kinda girl"

My roomie Ashley is hilarious, and maybe even more so since it's one am and I'm getting loopy.  Some of my favorite quotes, just from the past half hour.

Going through our sorority's catalog:
A: "Do you think these are all our girls wearing our letters?"
K: "Yeah, because they use the same models over and over.  Why?"
K: "Because if they aren't, I'm going to call and bark at them."

uh-oh lol.

Looking at a pillow in the catalog (before you get initiated you are supposed to make a pillow for you "big sis" and give it to them)
A: "twelve bucks, there you are.  Just get out a magic marker and write their name on it."

A: "I think people in my class might think I'm a boy because I never wear my hair down." 

Well, with logic like that what can you say?

A: "Katie, did I ever tell you that sometimes last year I would just febreeze myself.  I would sometimes miss showering a few days. "

A: "I'm from a small town.  Everyone is white and Christian.  We only have two stoplights in my county.  I'm a two stop light kinda girl."

Usually she just gets me laughing to tears.  Hilarious. 

Comments

[shan]

love the frebreeze comment. Sad to admit, I could've used that a few mornings in college.